How do you haul your haulers?

[Rotarygod]

So I did a little googling and really didn't come up with much. What I'm wondering is how do you all carry and transport your rigs. All my drift cars I put in a pit bag and haul that way but those are much lighter and more durable with less fragile parts. My boats I carry on PVC stands and my tanks are all in big ammo cases. Given how big and relatively fragile our semi's are I'm looking for options that don't involve just setting it in the back of the minivan on the floor to roll about. Plus I recall the semi taking two hands to move and then the trailer and the TX 2 trips if you have a neck strap. 3 if not.

What say you?